oh youre being funny? youre making fun of twitter? youre soooooooo fucking funny. youre copying their layout and trying to appeal to their usebase but youre gonna make fun of it? youre going to drive away your loyal userbase because you cant make money off them in the same way that you can the ex-twitter userbase? youre SO fucking funny. youre SO ironic. did you appeal to the 7 year old ipad babies? did you get the clicks on your ads that severely limit your scrolling time? do you feel better about yourselves? im driving to your houses.
in my experience nobody stops having a favorite animal when they grow up but people DO stop asking. well now i’m asking. what’s everyone’s favorite animal mine is the noble manatee
my favorite type of guy at the gym has gotta be Auguste Robin’s The Thinker
most people go to the gym to exercise and use the equipment to work out. not this guy! the thinker savors the rich intellectual ambiance of the small town gymnasium weight room. the padded seats of the weight machines provide a comfortable place to sit and stare into the distance or a his phone for long stretches at a time. hours pass by in still and solemn contemplation of his philosophies. he does not use the weights; neither can anyone else.
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